<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16179043</id><updated>2011-04-21T20:29:46.593Z</updated><title type='text'>I seek not to blog, but to answer</title><subtitle type='html'>Every once in a while, if I get bored, I might throw something in here. Don't bother me with requests for updates; I won't listen.

Now Ad-Free!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>The_Bruce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08540716162482830879</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16179043.post-116270650221603627</id><published>2006-11-05T05:42:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-05T06:01:42.226Z</updated><title type='text'>Ah yes</title><content type='html'>Ah...yes. Ah! Yes. Ah yes! Ah....yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Life has been good to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Has it been good to you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Has it been God to you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No thanks, I'm God.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Atonal music is the shiznit&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shiznit is not a word. Dag, yo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I, vii6, I6, I6/5, I4/3, I, ii, I6, ii6, I, IV, ii, ii6, I6/4, V, V7, I, I. IV6, I.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That is tonal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I, ii, I, VII7/3/8, Vi3/9/8/7/4/7/6, D# tone cluster, presto gliss. A#3 to Ax1, I6. C#8.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is probably not.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Further in the 20th century, music satrts to look like this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(opening chords: any notes, any duration, on all instuments) ----&gt; (20 sec. silence) ----&gt;(random dance routine) ----&gt; audience and perfrormers switch seats, audience plays for orchestra -----&gt; (usher in new era of art) -----&gt; tea and coffee&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hooray!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16179043-116270650221603627?l=brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/feeds/116270650221603627/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16179043&amp;postID=116270650221603627&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default/116270650221603627'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default/116270650221603627'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/2006/11/ah-yes.html' title='Ah yes'/><author><name>The_Bruce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08540716162482830879</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16179043.post-115344404764669186</id><published>2006-07-21T00:35:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-07-21T01:07:27.676Z</updated><title type='text'>The air, she is very strange these days, no?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6346/1526/1600/cocktail.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6346/1526/320/cocktail.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hello gentle readers,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those of you unaware, I spent the last month in Toronto, acting in my buddy's Fringe Festival play. Acting is a strange business. I spent 3 weeks working on this project, did 7 performances, and ended up with all of 15$ in payment. For this, I counted myself very fortunate, as most shows are lucky to break even. Why am I in such an unprofitable career? ...oh right, 'cause I love it. Now I recall.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is a strange thing, to pack up one's life in 48 hours and head across the country on a whim. And yet, I feel it was the right choice. Though I made many sacrifices, and will be paying the costs incurred by that for a long time to come, I was amply rewarded, I feel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;I found my love again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;"When you dream....what do you dream about?&lt;br /&gt;Do you dream about music, or mathematics,&lt;br /&gt;Or planets to far to be seen?" - BNL, "When you Dream"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;I have now gone from one amazing show in June that blew my mind and revived my interest in acting, to another show in July that was the first piece of professional-type acting I hve ever done, to ....nothing. A whole whopping lot of nothing, it seems. I'll have to keep up my writing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;Big writing is big&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;small writing is small&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;And normal size writing is big to some, small to others, and nothing at all to a select few.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why red? Why not?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Okay, fine, if it bugs you so much.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: If all borgs are squids, and all squids are hargs, and some hargs are thetas, who wins the world series?&lt;br /&gt;A: The New York Yankees.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"You can be my Yoko Ono&lt;br /&gt;You can follow me wherever I go&lt;br /&gt;Be my (be my) Be my (be my)&lt;br /&gt;Be my Yoko Ono."  - BNL, "Be My Yoko Ono"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt;My devotion to my art may well be my undoing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Money sucks. I hate having to do things in pursuit of it. It feels like socially accepted prostitution. Well, a little.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enough of that rant&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16179043-115344404764669186?l=brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/feeds/115344404764669186/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16179043&amp;postID=115344404764669186&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default/115344404764669186'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default/115344404764669186'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/2006/07/air-she-is-very-strange-these-days-no.html' title='The air, she is very strange these days, no?'/><author><name>The_Bruce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08540716162482830879</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16179043.post-114793012610469189</id><published>2006-05-18T05:07:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-05-18T05:28:46.123Z</updated><title type='text'>Jai Guru Deva Om</title><content type='html'>Nothing lifts the spirits like singing Beatles songs all day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Except maybe chocolate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the scent of a woman. ...I think. It's been a while now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Little Darling, it's been a long, cold, lonely winter,&lt;br /&gt;Little Darling, it seems like years since it's been here.&lt;br /&gt;Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say&lt;br /&gt;It's alright."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"There's nothing you can do that can't be done&lt;br /&gt;Nothing you can sing that can't be sung&lt;br /&gt;Nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play the game&lt;br /&gt;It's easy.&lt;br /&gt;All you need is love."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's happy. I like that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also like friends, especially when they like having me around.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;it doesn't always necessarily feel like they do. BUt then I'm paranoid that way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;White text. misspelled wordss&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I guess I'll let you go.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16179043-114793012610469189?l=brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/feeds/114793012610469189/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16179043&amp;postID=114793012610469189&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default/114793012610469189'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default/114793012610469189'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/2006/05/jai-guru-deva-om.html' title='Jai Guru Deva Om'/><author><name>The_Bruce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08540716162482830879</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16179043.post-114637935831459969</id><published>2006-04-30T06:23:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-04-30T06:42:38.326Z</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>And, we're back!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hope you enjoyed the advertisements, sponsors and the mafia are what make this show what is!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those of you following at home, :&lt;span style="font-family: lucida grande;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: courier new;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: courier new;"&gt; "The time of ascension is upon us. Rise up, brethren, arise!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;/subliminal&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; *&lt;span style="font-family: times new roman;"&gt;ahem&lt;/span&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: lucida grande;font-size:100%;" &gt;Now then, back to the show. As you can see, I've been up to a greta many things. Imagine that, in the month since my last post, I've odne things!Like forgetting how to spell! Hooray!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't read T.S.Eliot now. I read Machiavelli and study maps. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Revenge is a dish best served cold. And grandiose. And historical. Like, say, conquering Sweden.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Haha! Now  I'm the king of Sweden!! That'll show you! How dare you and your friends ignore me/pick me last in Gym class/call me names/be lesbians/other seemingly-meaningless-yet-utterly-scarring life-event!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I understand Tommy now. Sometimes, I wonder what it would be liek to snap my fingers and make cars explode. I think it'd be fun, in an utterly demonic way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"And if this river don't drown me,&lt;br /&gt;It's down i'll mean to roam.&lt;br /&gt;For I'm a river driver&lt;br /&gt;And I'm far away from home"  - Great Big Sea, "River Driver"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;table border="0" width="100%"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr colspan="2"&gt;&lt;td align="center" valign="top" width="20%"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thehungersite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/CTDSites.woa/129/wa/gotoSite?destSite=HungerSite&amp;origin=trsTY&amp;amp;wosid=xh30000d000Xv20076&amp;revisionCode=TRSthankyoupg_THSlogo" target="_self"&gt;&lt;img alt="The Hunger Site" src="http://imageserv01.yss4.com/images/cache/0xf36f2796438ddc1dc0a80a36.gif" border="0" height="50" width="100" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:-2;"&gt;Feed the hungry&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td align="center" width="20%"&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/CTDSites.woa/129/wa/gotoSite?destSite=BreastCancerSite&amp;amp;origin=trsTY&amp;wosid=xh30000d000Xv20076&amp;amp;revisionCode=TRSthankyoupg_BCSlogo" target="_self"&gt;&lt;img alt="The Breast Cancer Site" src="http://imageserv01.yss4.com/images/cache/0xf36a2796438ddb81c0a80a36.gif" border="0" height="50" width="100" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:-2;"&gt;Protect women's health&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td align="center" valign="top" width="20%"&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.thechildhealthsite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/CTDSites.woa/129/wa/gotoSite?destSite=ChildHealthSite&amp;origin=trsTY&amp;amp;wosid=xh30000d000Xv20076&amp;revisionCode=TRSthankyoupg_CHSlogo" target="_self"&gt;&lt;img alt="The Child Health Site" src="http://imageserv01.yss4.com/images/cache/0xf36b2796438ddbacc0a80a36.gif" border="0" height="50" width="100" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:-2;"&gt;Protect children's health&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td align="center" valign="top" width="20%"&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.theliteracysite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/CTDSites.woa/129/wa/gotoSite?destSite=LiteracySite&amp;amp;origin=trsTY&amp;wosid=xh30000d000Xv20076&amp;amp;revisionCode=TRSthankyoupg_LSlogo" target="_self"&gt;&lt;img alt="The Literacy Site" src="http://imageserv01.yss4.com/images/cache/0xf36c2796438ddbc5c0a80a36.gif" border="0" height="50" width="100" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:-2;"&gt;Give the gift of reading&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td align="center" valign="top" width="20%"&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/CTDSites.woa/129/wa/gotoSite?destSite=AnimalRescueSite&amp;origin=trsTY&amp;amp;wosid=xh30000d000Xv20076&amp;revisionCode=TRSthankyoupg_ARSlogo" target="_self"&gt;&lt;img alt="The Animal Rescue Site" src="http://imageserv01.yss4.com/images/cache/0xf36e2796438ddbf2c0a80a36.gif" border="0" height="50" width="100" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:-2;"&gt;Feed animals in shelter&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Click these buttons, there's candy at the end&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;. . . just not for you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As your lord and commander, I order you to have a good day!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Signed,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your Lord and Commander&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: lucida grande;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: courier new;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: courier new;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: lucida grande;font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16179043-114637935831459969?l=brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/feeds/114637935831459969/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16179043&amp;postID=114637935831459969&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default/114637935831459969'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default/114637935831459969'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/2006/04/and-were-back-hope-you-enjoyed.html' title=''/><author><name>The_Bruce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08540716162482830879</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16179043.post-114014602382551911</id><published>2006-02-17T02:57:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-02-17T03:13:43.836Z</updated><title type='text'>April is the Cruellest Month</title><content type='html'>I've been reading a fair a&lt;span style="font-family: lucida grande;"&gt;mount of T.S. Eliot recently....his melancholy &lt;span style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;drone and dreary style appeal to me....like a &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;rainstorm on someone's funeral, &lt;span style="font-family: courier new;"&gt;or a death row pardon...two minutes too late, &lt;span style="font-family: times new roman;"&gt;or the irony of a singer misusing the term "ironic" in a song called "ironic". Yep. Life's just chock fulla interesting these days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Toronto is very far away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Montreal, while very close, is also very far away&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We are the hollow men&lt;br /&gt;We are the hollow men&lt;br /&gt;Leaning together&lt;br /&gt;Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or how about this one:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;What are the roots that clutch, what branches grow&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Out of this stony rubbish? Son of man,                                  &lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;You cannot say, or guess, for you know only&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;And the dry stone no sound of water. Only&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;There is shadow under this red rock,&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;(Come in under the shadow of this red rock),&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;And I will show you something different from either&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Your shadow at morning striding behind you&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;I will show you fear in a handful of dust. "&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or this one:&lt;br /&gt;"There will be time, there will be time&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet;&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;There will be time to murder and create,&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;And time for all the works and days of hands&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;That lift and drop a question on your plate,&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Time for you and time for me,&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;And time yet for a hundred indecisions,&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;And for a hundred visions and revisions,&lt;span style="font-family: monospace;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Before the taking of a toast and tea."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Yes, Eliot is an interesting poet. &lt;span style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;if you can read this, you look harder than most.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: courier new;"&gt;fate rewards those who look beyond the outside&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my love is with me still, at the core of my heart, next to my soul&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Yep. Wer;e dones here, I think.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16179043-114014602382551911?l=brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/feeds/114014602382551911/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16179043&amp;postID=114014602382551911&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default/114014602382551911'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default/114014602382551911'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/2006/02/april-is-cruellest-month.html' title='April is the Cruellest Month'/><author><name>The_Bruce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08540716162482830879</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16179043.post-113816475712585090</id><published>2006-01-25T04:45:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-01-25T04:52:37.136Z</updated><title type='text'>Time for yes, and time for no, and time for a drink before I go</title><content type='html'>Life is a many-splendoured thing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why? Sometimes, when you least expect it, your wildest dreams sneak up on you and come true.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have a love in my life, and that gives me such strength as would move mountains, raise valleys, and cause great men to shy away in awe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it is said that I am a carrot.  Well, no, it isn't, really. I just said that to confuse you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HA HA FOOLED YOU!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*claps hands three times*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, how are you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*ahem*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I said, "How are you?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;ANSWER ME, DAMN IT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;...sorry. Sometimes I get a little aggravated, and then....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"&gt;Then I turn orange and fly away&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;*walks to the window and begins flapping his arms wildly*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;THUS ENDETH THE LESSON.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16179043-113816475712585090?l=brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/feeds/113816475712585090/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16179043&amp;postID=113816475712585090&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default/113816475712585090'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default/113816475712585090'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/2006/01/time-for-yes-and-time-for-no-and-time.html' title='Time for yes, and time for no, and time for a drink before I go'/><author><name>The_Bruce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08540716162482830879</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16179043.post-113446067346235526</id><published>2005-12-13T07:45:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-12-13T07:57:53.470Z</updated><title type='text'>It's 2:44am, do you know where your phone booth is?</title><content type='html'>Firefly is like a submarine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How? There's a small crew, alone in the sea of space, on a cramped vessel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course, there are also women. And far fewer Germans. hehe.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What are you afraid of....ze Germans?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My feet are cold&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5554442&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This blog is an expression of Chaos theory&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;check &lt;a href="http://www.timecube.com"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Does your head hurt yet?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Roll a will save DC35 to avoid going mad&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haha! You fail!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jello&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, okay. We're done here.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16179043-113446067346235526?l=brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/feeds/113446067346235526/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16179043&amp;postID=113446067346235526&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default/113446067346235526'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default/113446067346235526'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/2005/12/its-244am-do-you-know-where-your-phone.html' title='It&apos;s 2:44am, do you know where your phone booth is?'/><author><name>The_Bruce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08540716162482830879</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16179043.post-113324751871902099</id><published>2005-11-29T06:54:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-11-29T06:58:38.736Z</updated><title type='text'>Hey look! I'm actually using this now</title><content type='html'>Haha! Fooled you! no I'm not.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seriously. There's nothing here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why are you still reading?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Look, bugger off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, fine, you want something?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here: &lt;a href="http://www.therainforestsite.com"&gt;www.therainforestsite.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Amuse yourself with that. And once you're done, go &lt;a href="http://www.somethingpositive.net"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BAM!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16179043-113324751871902099?l=brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/feeds/113324751871902099/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16179043&amp;postID=113324751871902099&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default/113324751871902099'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default/113324751871902099'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/2005/11/hey-look-im-actually-using-this-now.html' title='Hey look! I&apos;m actually using this now'/><author><name>The_Bruce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08540716162482830879</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16179043.post-112562885880828135</id><published>2005-09-02T05:46:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-11-19T20:14:04.563Z</updated><title type='text'>Blog entry the first</title><content type='html'>blogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblo&lt;br /&gt;gblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblog&lt;br /&gt;blogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblogblog&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;blogblogblog blogblog v blogblogblog blogblogv  blogblogvv  blogblog  blog v  vvblogblog&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Blog" sounds like something I would do while kneeling over a toilet after a night of heavy inebriation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This should suffice. I seek to write no more on this topic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A tree falls alone&lt;br /&gt;The sound is heard only by squirrels&lt;br /&gt;A life is ended&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bunraku sandwich&lt;br /&gt;My blender has no Jesus&lt;br /&gt;I am a monkey&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The tortoise awakes&lt;br /&gt;His lazy eye lolls over&lt;br /&gt;He just crushed my house&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A fence bore a sign&lt;br /&gt;Beyond it, a dirty form&lt;br /&gt;"Beware of poet"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Look out Superman!&lt;br /&gt;There are people in a bat!&lt;br /&gt;Falling Waffle Iron!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16179043-112562885880828135?l=brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/feeds/112562885880828135/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16179043&amp;postID=112562885880828135&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default/112562885880828135'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16179043/posts/default/112562885880828135'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brucetheubermensch.blogspot.com/2005/09/blog-entry-first.html' title='Blog entry the first'/><author><name>The_Bruce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08540716162482830879</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry></feed>
